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(48 Likes) Why did the South Korean football team put sex dolls on the seats?
To know which genius in the club came up with this fake pass! South Korean football league issues record fines to FC Seoul over sex dolls anger put FC Seoul on the map – not just in a positive way. If they have any local rivals, you can bet the fans gave them furs.
(95 Likes) Where in Europe is the cheapest place to order a real doll or sex robot?
I am aware that there is a social stigma surrounding toys like this. But I realized that if women can buy dildos, what’s wrong with me getting a “friend”? I’m not going to sit next to her at the dinner table pretending to be my wife or something. Not unless it’s magically revived! No, I think it would be good for me to get one of these. Not ideal obviously. But I’m not in a situation where getting “out there” and picking up women in bars is really a realistic option anymore. Meeting people in places like this didn’t interest me at all. A Mini Sex Doll The “beautiful” women I’ve loved have been more or less married and settled for a long time, so I’m thinking: why not? Simulated sex is better than nothing, right? And if I dim the lights, light a few candles, and put on Greatest Love Hits by Richard Clayderman, I think I can convince myself that I’ve had a really intimate moment with someone who is extremely shy. Only then does reality seep back in after she pulls out parts of her anatomy and cleans them in the kitchen sink… But never mind the truth! I could be totally wrong about all of this, but I have a feeling that maybe getting a doll will make me feel less alone. It’s not a real company, but it can look like a real company if you pay enough cash. And for me this is a start. How many men own fleshlight? Millions, probably. Well it’s just a lifetime
(14 People Likes) How do law enforcement know that there are no more passengers in your vehicle in the HOV lane?
Lier blamed the morning traffic. He didn’t do ridesharing, but there were times when he really wished he could use the ridesharing lane. It was moving much faster than the other lanes. So he bought a mannequin to solve his problem. Using his old Halloween wig and his girlfriend’s makeup, he dressed the mannequin and placed it in the backseat of his car. The man and his accomplice, the humble model, used the Carpool lane every morning for years. It cut the nightmarish commute in Marin by half. An off-duty officer pulled the pump behind him. The officer needed gas. As the officer entered to pay, he noticed that the woman in the back seat of the car in front of him did not move, despite the fact that she was sitting upright and her hand was on her face. When she remained motionless for the next few minutes, she walked to the open window and looked inside. Is she a mannequin? Strange but not illegal, he thought. Still, the officer was suspicious. When the criminal returned to his car, the officer decided to follow him. He followed her from the gas station to the freeway and the Carpool lane. Within minutes, the officer called his friends and preparations for the Carpool Bandit began. Here’s the best part: the guy didn’t get a ticket for the ride on the Carpool lane. Instead, the judge sentenced her and her model to sit on the corner of two very busy streets for one hour each day for two weeks. When I saw them around the corner, he was holding a sign that said: We were caught driving down Carpool Lane. Everyone was making fun of him on the way.
(15 People Likes) If a bomb were going to explode in 10 seconds, would you take your wife or an inflated doll and run away?
Saying “wtf” In a realistic world where we both can’t run for some reason, I’d probably hold him for a few seconds while I was running so he would pull back in case he didn’t start, and I would definitely switch to holding his hand after he started running. so if he stumbles, there’s a good chance that I won’t accidentally go, too, depending on the size of the explosion.
(30 Likes) What is a love doll?
Types of sex dolls in the “sex doll scene”, so let’s take a look at their plastic composition and manufacturing techniques, and also explore what can make your sex doll “oh, not as female as it used to be”. ” (queefing emoji) Like women, sex dolls have FLEXIBILITY, which allows a material such as my vagina or ass to expand to accommodate a dick or a toy and then revert to its normal size. There are a limited number of times the plastic can be removed by “playing” if you do it with your gigantic rhino dick. This may limit the functionality of your sex toy “sally”, which is craving a sexaholic cock. (eats his dick) Full FLEXIBILITY is due to the plastic copolymer. “What is the damn copolymer?” Is that really what you’re asking yourself right now, and what does that have to do with the resale value of Sally my Sex Puppet? Industrial Plastics! That’s where the money is. “A copolymer is a polymer derived from more than one type of monomer. The polymerization of monomers into copolymers is called copolymerization. Copolymers obtained by copolymerization of two types of monomers are sometimes called bipolymers. This means that a sexdoll is a polymorphic bisexual shemale multidimensional cock hiding device. ( shouts loudly again) Well, how long will this EMPTY last??Sex dolls are made of various materials such as plastic, latex, silicone, TPE, etc. The most popular materials used to make the skin of sex dolls that look almost real are TPE (Thermoplastic Elastomer) and silicone Each of these plastics has a different lifespan depending on the degree of exposure to reactants or reagents, including sunlight and UV radiation, cosmic rays, gamma ray bursts, etc. Regardless, you should be able to punch that plastic pussy perfectly for quite some time All these materials will outlive your rooster for millions of years. will !! Not even Methuselah herself could wear down old Sally’s indomitable pussy. How long can you encourage that silicone siren? love song eyebrow baby is it broken? Let’s have a look: TPE- Thermoplastic elastomer (TPE) foam is a closed-cell sponge. 1. Acid and alkali resistant.2. Oil resistant.3. Anti-aging properties. 4. Good weather resistance.5. Cold temperature resistant. (Range: -60°C ~ 135°C)6. Excellent tensile strength and flexibility. This shit will be around for hundreds, thousands of years. Looks like Sally will be with us for a while. Latex- About 4 to 10 years in nature! Not bad! So sally’s “soft n squishy” bits will be waaaayyyyy gone after you lose your blunder! Silicone- Silicone is an inert material *just like my ex-boyfriend Steve* In nature, man-made silicone rubber biodegrades for anywhere from 50 to 500 years, depending on the conditions it is in. So ….. waaaaayyyyyyy longer than you can fuck. In summary, a sex doll will remain on earth in some shape or form for potentially hundreds to thousands of years. Well, answer me this?? Does the World Really Need Your Cock Muppet? (ME in photo btw) Well…. LIBERALS Say No! environment
